Here is a recent incarnation of my visiting card.   It looked cool, but when I printed it to card size... I realized it's proportioned a bit too fine for small formats... So, see the revised version below:

Here is the most recent version of my visiting card then...   

Actually, I've made a few revisions to them both, so...

Instructions: Download the newest, nice high resolution pdf files of the former here or the latter here [watch out! rather large files!], print them on decent cardstock with a nice photo quality printer [the first prints about like index card size, the second prints business card size], then carry them around with you and call me up when there's a good party.